Friday, August 12, 2011

Jesus told Phillip Jensen to go forth and collect souls...like scalps!


Phillip Jensen says...In Christ, the divisions of humanity are overcome....but fails to mention that within the Sydney Anglican Christ we must all divide. He continues with...This common experience of Christ unites Jew and Greek, slave and free, male and female, circumcised and uncircumcised, barbarian, and Scythian (Galatians 3:28, Colossians 3:11)... but Phillip's Christ does not overcome the divide between evangelicals and the rest of the world.
Phillip sees the Christian message as ... being reconciled to God, and He to us, as we are to one another, without respect of persons. His message is working because respect for the Jensens and the Sydney Diocese is dwindling to the point where, as Phillip says... we become more purified and separate from society and fail to share the gospel with anybody. And so sanitised the Sydney Anglican Jesus has become, that Sydneysiders can no longer identify Him, but see only judgement and bigotry in His place.


Phillip Jensen should leave collecting scalps to me. Doesn't he know that the best way to change the world is start with yourself... but self reflection has not been mastered by a Sydney Anglican, like Phillip. I suppose throwing himself at the mercy of Christ and asking for forgiveness for his self-righteous attitude would be a good start!


Yeah Bert and for those you can't save... persecute!

Thursday, August 11, 2011

What's good for Bert And Ernie should be good for Australian MP... but Fred Nile says" NO"!



Bert and Ernie have been told to get married but Australian MP, Penny Wong and her expectant partner are not allowed.
Christian Democrat, Fred Nile says...I'm totally against a baby being brought up by two mothers - the baby has human rights.




What about my human rights? My dad is a homophobic bigot and I don't have the right to grow up into a well balanced, loving human being!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Dedicated to the Pre-Post Gay Self


Imprisoned and tapped
Wooden door locked fast
The handle removed
To stop a return to the past

Pacing the walls
Of the insular cell
Sounds from the outside
I can hear from this hell

Disconnected from me
Disconnected from you
Life about where and when
And never about who

Nothing but darkness
Survives these walls
The light from another
Just never falls

Awaiting a time
When life can be more
Than washing the socks
And all that's a chore

Has someone the key
That fits to this lock?
The one thrown away
When I was returned to the flock

Can the door just be left
A little ajar?
So I can feel the warm sun
At least from afar

I could tentatively
Put my toe in the sun
And begin to fell human
But of course then I’d run

Back into my room
Where I safely can hide
From those feelings
That caused me to lose all my pride

Those feelings that caused
Such shame and such fear
Of being excluded
From loved ones so dear

The embarrassment of
Just being me
My loving another
Caused me to flee

To escape from the taunts
Of the Jesus elect
And into the arms
Of the heresy sect

Alone and excluded
From all that I knew
Nowhere God’s Grace
For such isolated few

The one that I loved
Could no longer withstand
The distain and rejection
and disapproving hand

Left by myself
Abandoned in pain
For an outcast like me
Grief, was not seen to reign

For feelings belonged
To the Jesus protect
And for those discarded
All emotions neglect

Humans were made
Said the majority rule
To be Complementarians
So Jesus was cruel

Rejects, whose hurt
Is not really a sign
Of human emotion
But a faulty design

A faulty design
That’s in need of repair
That’s why Jesus created
Those engineers, with such flair

To dismantle and rebuild
A model so rare
Without love and emotion
That caused such despair

Build the walls strong
Entrap unique self
So it can never reappear
Through logic or stealth

Barricade the door
And remove all the locks
Let love pass me by
Like time on a clock

Can the door just be left
A little ajar?
So I can feel the warm sun
At least from afar





Agnes Hart















Monday, August 8, 2011

Sydney Calvinist and tautologist Michael Jensen declares ... Scripture is a historical book embedded in history!


Michael Jensen adjudicates a debate between Baptist preachers Carson and Piper. They debate the issue around the need for having historical background knowledge, when understanding the Bible. Calvinist Michael Jensen comments that Scripture is a historical book means that it must be embedded in history. But Michael's Calvinist Judgement blurs as his commentry takes on logic. Michael adds... Scripture is not a collection of abstract teachings or principles. It relates to real events in the real world; and it emerges from those events. It tells us a great deal about the kind of message it conveys that this is so.

Don't worry Michael, I'll save you from the sinfulness of liberalism. In August I will breathe life back into you, with statements like 'Scripture must interpret Scripture'... but in the meantime turn to the great Calvinist tautologist, Mark Thompson and talk Theological Theology!

British Comedian Frank Skinner says he wants to play game of quidditch with the Archbishop of Canterbury

Popular comic, Frank Skinner is due to be interviewed by Dr Rowan Williams. Frank thinks there’s not enough religious people around any more. He said, I think the PR has been pretty bad and people don’t seem to like religion now, but they like Harry Potter... I think we need to get that back, so perhaps the Archbishop and I should have a game of Quidditch to mark the occasion... I want people to know that it’s OK to be religious and also have a laugh, play football and swear a bit too.

What would Frank Skinner know about PR? Evangelicals can't find Bible verses that approve of laughter and fun... let alone swearing? The Bible is about SEX. Phew! I can smell an odour that needs exterminating... bring on the dementors! Ah, ha ha, ha, ha!

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Anglican Mainstream deems woman bishop the aggressor in church property fight

\ What's the world coming to when you can't steal a church so you can get rid of the neighbours!




Hey Jed, didn't them yanks know that squatting rights belong in the colonial period? Now if they'd be Sydney Anglicans, I could understand... cause them still think its the 18th century! All's they need is a new Ned Kelly to make 'em feel important!
Jake, I's never knew Ned was gay!

Christian Democrat Fred Nile shows there's nothing democratic or ethical about about his party

Fred Nile believes in blackmail and discrimination, as part of the Christian way of life. He sees the inclusion of Ethics within schools, as a form of Nazi ideology. That's why he wants to single out children of no prescribed faith, and sit them infront of videos or have them colour in... because they might learn to think! Christians are not allowed to think because Fred says Christianity is black and white and with only one right answer!

Those parables were wasted on Fred! Oh well he's got my crucifixion to hang on to!