Guess whose having dinner with Jesus?

Now listen...when these fundamentalists turn up for dinner, Pete, you stash the gold under the table. Paul, you lock the women up, and whatever you lot do...don't mention the word homosexual or we'll be here for weeks... and salvation could be lost completely!
So Jesus...you want us to stick to topics like two parent families with all members being heterosexual and all committed to 1950 stereotypical gender behaviours? Sounds a a bit unrealistic!
Say Jesus...can you ask Mark, the ex-Catholic turned Calvinist, if he will join the Australian Ordinariate, when women and gays are ordained in the Anglican Church in Sydney, Australia? Oh don't worry...I just remembered... the Sydney Diocese is not part of Australia!


I'm up for the ordinariate!