Sunday, May 12, 2013

Sydney Anglican David Ould's co-author at Standfirm states that Africans who practice polygamy can convert to Christianity...and keep all their wives because the Bible doesn't believe in divorce.



Oh come on  Fr... they're only women for God's sake...and I'm just doing my duty in keeping as many as I can submissive! Each one complements me in a different way!
 David Ould's co- author at Standfirm, Matt Kennedy responds to the recently published C of E document called Men and Women in Marriage. Matt welcomes polygamists and divorcees into the C of E ...but refuses to tolerate gays and lesbians. He states that the only way the C of E can mend its brokenness is through reconciliation, which  is conditional upon the repentence of the Episcopal Church and Anglican Church of Canada, and not Matt Kennedy...because God told Matt it is his right to judge others. Matt goes on to say that if they remain unrepentant, then they must be removed from the Communion and, for the love of the souls given to our care, homosexual sin must not be tolerated either in principle or practice. If these conditions are not met, I pray that the ties and links between the ACNA and the CofE continue to weaken and ultimately sever. The spiritual health and well-being of the flock of God is our most pressing concern not institutional unity with the Church of England.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

David Ould at Standfirm outlines the form of some of the starters lining up in the Archbishop of Sydney race.

What odds did you get boys...I got 10 to 1 ...that I'd run last?
Anglican race caller and Standfirm's religious reporter, David Ould, says that the race for Archbishop of Sydney has begun. David reports that the first candidate is Glenn Davies...he's the man who stood under the two giant banners of Bishop Akinola and Venerables, at what resembled  a meeting of the Third Reich, to  encourage the Sydney diocese to move away from moderates in the C of E and align itself with those who persecute gays, and continue to discriminate against women within the church.
David, displaying the prominance and power that he possesses within the diocese, and worldwide, assures readers that he'll be having more to say about the choice of archbishop ...because of the need for the Sydney to support the FCA/GAFON movement.

Ennis...I heard there are a few more colourful characters in the running

No Jake ... the dark horse is flying in this month!

Monday, May 6, 2013

The smartest thing ever posted on a Sydney Anglican website was written by an atheist!

Sam Freney has posted a link where Chris Stedman, evangelical turned atheist ,offers advice to Christians on how to talk with non-Christians.

Ennis...Sydney Anglicans can't even get on with fellow Anglicans so what hope have they got of speaking with atheists ?

Well Jake...at least atheists aren't being damned as heretics ...like Christians who find it hard to surrender to  the Sydney Anglican principles of ...
OUR POINT OF VIEW IS THAT OF GOD'S...SO WE ARE NEVER WRONG...
AND BECAUSE WE ARE NEVER WRONG...THEN WE NEVER HAVE TO ADMIT ERROR... 
AND WE DON'T GIVE A DARN ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK...BECAUSE YOU ARE WRONG AND WE ARE RIGHT!
Jake...that's called faith ...Sydney Anglican style!

Friday, May 3, 2013

By not giving blood...David Ould prevents a Mad Cow outbreak in a suburb of Western Sydney

 
 
 

Yeah Ennis ...I've heard about Mad Cow Disease...but I think this is a different kind ...this kind of contamination occurs when Sydney Anglicans spread sexism and homophobia throughout a community... deadset...it spreads like sheeps' mentality!
What do you  reckon Jake...we don't want our homosexuality to cause a stampede...let's call in the big gun!
 
 
 
 

Monday, April 29, 2013

Australian Christian Lobby group goes FELINE!



Ferral?...No that's the other ACL...they are the ones who like to attack and oppress people in the name of religious freedom...and have you seen that appalling marriage video they have on their website...they are promoting the breeding of a new race of people with very unusual heads!

A trio of Melbourne feminists, calling themselves the Australian Cat Ladies, pounced on the domain name australianchristianlobby.org when the ACL, which only uses acl.org.au, failed to buy it.
Their site, called Australian Cat Ladies, says it stands for marriage equality, the rights of couples to abortion, an end to discrimination, sex education and responsible cat ownership.



Meeeee...ow !
 



Sunday, April 28, 2013

Sydney Anglican women meet Jesus at the EQUIP conference

Of course I'm liberated...I bought Matthias Media's  "God's Good Design" at the last Equip Womens' Conference
 
 
 

Hey Martha ...do you think we will recognise the Sydney Anglican 21st Century Jesus?
I don't know Mary...I think we saw the best of Him...I've heard he's outgrown his hippie traits of treating women as equals... and now is into promoting womens' liberation through female submission and silence, gender apartheid and reinforcing  female stereotypes... I think Jesus sees feminism, like homosexuality, as part of "the fall" !
 

Peter Ould says sexuality is always fluid... at the sexpert site...Anglican Mainstream

      

 
 
 
Dave has been buysexual for years
 
 
 
Peter Ould writes a lot about sexuality ...and he is trying to get the Church of England to have a more sensible, coherent and honest conversation about human sexuality. He promotes the idea that sexuality is fluid and can change throughout a person's life. He views this from a statitician's point of view by looking at the evidence.
 
 

It is hard to disagree with hard evidence... what with all those ex-gay Christians moving in and out of their gay and ex-gay orientations.