Monday, June 24, 2013

Phillip Jensen says ... Jesus created the best wine “to gladden the heart of man”...but He's not responsible for the alcohol abuse today.


If only wine makers in the Hunter Valley knew my recipe...then binge drinking would be a thing of the past.


Now everyone knows "the fall" is responsible for Australia's love affair with alcoholism... and it's got nothing to do with advertising... it's all about  Adam and Eve disobeying God in the Garden of Eden...God got so p***ed off that he took out a patent on his alcoholic apple cider...and never again would man enjoy alcohol without being susceptible to the  possibility of  degradation through alcoholism...but wait there is hope ...Christians like Sydney Anglican, Phillip Jensen...can help you experience the best wine...and all you have to do is join the Diocese of Mordor... and bring with you... your misogyny, homophobia and intolerance for all those who do not embrace Mordorism.  

Gee Ennis...that proves Sydney Anglicans are the only ones who know God...I mean who else would He give His wine recipe to...for God's sake?


Friday, June 21, 2013

Exit Alan Chambers and Exodus International...and enter Haydn Sennitt and Exodus Global Alliance

Haydn Sennitt has declared his resignation from the Sydney Anglican organisation, Liberty Christian Ministries, as significant. Perhaps what is really significant is that Haydn is now seeking to discriminate against GLBT Christians worldwide, forcing them into a "life of torment that he himself has experienced. Alan Chambers recently apologised to gay and lesbian people who believed in Jesus Christ, for his part in a "system of ignorance".
"I am sorry for the pain and hurt that many of you have experienced," President Alan Chambers said in a statement. "I am sorry some of you spent years working through the shame and guilt when your attractions didn't change. I am sorry we promoted sexual orientation change efforts and reparative theories about sexual orientation that stigmatised parents."
And speaking of ignorance...Sydney Anglicans are looking for a new bigot to continue to spread their discriminatory practices through Liberty Christian Ministries Inc, while Haydn sets up his vice-chairmanship at Exodus Global Alliance.


Sunday, June 9, 2013

Why we don't recommend Rick Smith.... because Phillip Jensen, David Ould, Mark Thompson and John Woodhouse do!

Is Rick Smith is married to Claire Smith... you know the complementarian who uses her complementarian theology to gain  notoriety  by  keeping other women supressed within the Sydney Anglican Diocese.

No Rick is married to Michelle...I suppose as a Sydney Anglican ...she would also be supportive of Claire Smith.  I mean ...who needs male headship when you have female complementarians who  continually squash the aspirations of other women by imposing their limited views upon them!

Well Ennis...I'm not sure Glenn Davies is any better...isn't he the guy that lead the Synod in  supporting Akinola and Orombi's persecution of GLBT people in Africa. 

Jake...are you sure they've got the right Smith? Isn't there an Anglican 'Smith' who presents more Jesus know...the one that doesn't look like an accountant?

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Sydney Anglicans post photos of themselves on their Sydney Anglican Network Portal

Yes Michael Jensen's all about's called 'group think'.
Yes Genie...I sometimes wonder if our Sydney Anglican ‘us-ness’ is making us blind?  

Blind? Don't be stupid! We Sydney Anglicans do what Michael Jensen says and mix with Christians who testify to Christ in vastly different contexts...and know all about groupthink!
And what a profound statement ... " Ironically, who ‘we’ really are is a group who is ever aware of the human tendency to make an idol out of ‘us’. We aren't really 'us' if we don't get this"... I never understand anything Michael Jensen says...that's why I'm a goat!

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Sydney Anglicans can't afford to appoint an archdeacon, let alone an archbishop for the Georges River area... but they can afford to appoint an archbishop for international affairs!

Sydney Anglicans know the importance of fostering relationships with worldwide bigots  allies who believe in sexism and homophobia are hard to find in Australia...and that is why it is important for the diocese to employ an international bishop... one who will spread its sexist and homophobic agenda....even though  the Georges River Region extends from Marrickville to Liverpool ...and is Sydney’s most ethnically diverse region...probably as ethnically diverse as the region Bishop Tasker has overseen in the past 5 years.
Yeah Jake...but there is a bit more scope for selling Matthias Media resources worldwide...
and let's not forget all those Moore College Distance courses.
Say Ennis...have you forgotten that Sydney Anglican money ...before they lost it...was instrumental in polarizing anti-homosexual sentiment...I mean Peter Jensen's airfares alone must have been equivalent to Kevin Rudd' know when he was protesting against Lambeth ...and when the Sydney Diocese went on their GAFCON anti-homosexual sabbatical.