Calling Lisa Nolland... Penguins need Sex Therapist

Find Me Somebody to Love
Anglican Mainstream has published an article about same - sex adoptive parents. These parents have caused great public outcry in the US because of their public shamelessness. Anglican Mainstream's resident sex therapist, Lisa Nolland, has duty to help these two broken and sinful penguins by implementing the same systemic cure used to eradicate same-sex attraction in Anglicans....indentify FEMINISM as the the cause of the problem. If the female penguin hadn't deviated from the Biblical gender stereotype, and stayed at home instead of being the food provider, then the male would have remained heterosexual.
So the best systemic cure is to :
1. call in The Council of Biblical Manhood and Womanhood to establish Biblical penguin gender roles and stereotypical Biblical translations.
2. preach endless sermons on female submission.
3. call in Sydney Diocese's Liberty Christian Ministries Inc who will help cure broken penguins, by referring them to programs that use addiction therapy.
4. ensure that penguins that don't conform are shamed publicly.

Sydney Anglicans speak about Ethics aka known as Hypocrisy!

Michael Jensen reviews Andrew Cameron's book on Sydney Calvinist ethics. Like Michael, Andrew is a lecturer at Moore College and one of diocesan experts in spin. Both can turn ramphant immorality and bigotry into palatable docrine and policy.

Take for example the use of the synonym neighbour in the article; the correct usage by authentic reformed standards is materialistic atheists.
Michael speaks about Chapter 7 of Andrew's book, as being the section that sydney Calvinists may wish to read first... Part 7, ‘Six Hotspots’, might be the place that many people start the book because here Andrew addresses the kind of issues we normally ask ethicists to tackle: bioethics, sex, homosexuality and gender.
Andrew has shown incredible expertise in propagating spin around Sydney's homophobic bigotry. His timely piece titled Living Together: Conservative Christians and Same-Sex Relationships was written at the time of the Lambeth boycott, and another piece appeared after David Marr wrote a scathing piece on Peter Jensen's leadership and the contribution to worldwide homophobia. The classic quote in second article called Beyond Homophobia,Towards a New Term of Debate is priceless...
I have not consulted anyone at St Andrew's House.
Of course facist regimes don't consult! Andrew has now done another though provoking piece on the evils of poker machines. Andrew's intentions may be honourable but it is a little hard to take him seriously, when he as a Sydney Anglican writes on behalf of a church which BORROWED $260 million to gamble on the stock market... the intent to use the profits to spread Jensenism throughout Africa at the expense of GLBT people, and not offer a hand to help this persecuted minority! Sydney Anglican morals are no different to any other coorporation which exploits!

Jim Wallace of the Australian Christian Lobby displays... Evangelical Love

Jim Wallace the manager of the Australian Christian Lobby once said... What worries me most is that Saddam Hussein not only has weapons of mass destruction but you have a technology racing in the world in miniaturisation and when you put weapons of mass destruction, miniaturisation as technology which is racing, then you've really got to be concerned about states which even in the future you know might have the intent to be a threat to the West, including Australia.

Jim makes another profound statement...Just hope that as we remember servicemen and women today we remember the Australia they fought for wasn’t gay marriage and Islamic!

And Equal Rights Victoria responds with a wonderful video!

David Ould's letter to smh proves that he is only a fundamentalist when it suits him!

Patrick Holland (''The Question: does religion unite or divide us'', April 22-24) implies that Matthew chapter 10, verse 34, ''I come not to bring peace but a sword'', is to be taken literally. This is an abuse of scripture. Biblical studies today acknowledge that we have to take a number of things into account when interpreting a text, such as: the mind of the author; context in the chapter and in the whole gospel; its relation to other texts such as ''Blessed are the peacemakers'', and its original Greek.

By not giving us an interpretation of this verse and implying a literal meaning, Holland is supporting those fundamentalist Christians who use scripture in a literalist way.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/national/letters/prisons-exemplars-of-safe-detention-20110424-1dt3m.html#ixzz1KaWeyoJi



And I always thought David Ould was the media mouthpiece for one of the world's most literal preachers! Phillip Jensen writes...So what GOD said to us will be what he is saying to us...The meaning of the text is found in the CONTEXT BEFORE US, rather than in the background studies about the ancient world. (from Phillip Jensen explains Revelation 24.7.08)

Anglican Mainstream's main bout "Jesus verses Che Guevara"...and we all thought it was the institutionalised church that they both found offensive!

Anglican Mainstream says of the people with Che Guevara posters...its devotees are the power-worshipping generation that now dominates our culture, using their slogan of ‘equality’ as a bludgeon to flatten opposition.
How dare the secular word take umbridge at church personnel who promote hate and discrimination in the secular world. No we should all follow Cardinal Keith O'Brien and keep GLBT people marginalised...In a reference to equality legislation preventing discrimination against homosexual people, Cardinal O'Brien denounced what he claimed was the way Christians had been prevented from acting in accordance with their beliefs because they refuse to endorse such lifestyles. After all Cardinal O'Brien and those at Anglican Mainstream are only emulating Jesus

Anglican Church League members get in touch with their feelings...

Moore College is attempting to psychoanalyse the Holy Trinity to determine how Evangelicals should respond to their lack of emotions.
This year’s Moore College School of Theology is dedicated to thinking about the emotions. It will address profound theological questions about the feelings of God, the affections of Jesus Christ and the role of the Holy Spirit in stimulating emotions.
Lesson 1 will include positive reinforcement of GUILT, HATE and SHAME.
Unfortunately COMPASSION and LOVE are well beyond the human capabilities of robots!

Evangelicals may be able to send identified gay children to an Islamic summer camp for a cure!

Malaysian authorities have sent 66 Muslim schoolboys to a gay ‘cure’ camp after school teachers identified them as being effeminate.

The four-day camp will see the boys receive counseling on masculine behaviour and discourage them from being gay according to a education director from Terengganu state.
Matthias Media may be able send over some of it's anti-gay resource material published for Liberty Christian Ministries Inc and The Briefing. It could be a move forward towards Sydney's Evangelical bonding with members of the Islamic community, at the expense of gays of course ... but what's new?

Roll up to a double feature...watch Peter Jensen tackle Satan and experience the pain and suffering of listening to an endless Phillip Jensen sermon.

St Andrew's Cathedral invites you to a day of Spiritual Warfare followed by the endless suffering of listening to Phillip Jensen. There is not a St Andrew's Cathedral convention that goes by, where Lucifer' isn't called upon to battle a Jensen in spiritual warfare. ..what with the material atheists, feminists, GLBT people, liberal Anglicans, Catholics and everyone who is not affiliated with the Anglican Church League!

Is Michael Jensen the first Jensen to cry?

Having relatives like Peter and Phillip Jensen must have made life difficult for Michael. Living a Christian life where emotions had to be continually be rationalised, no wonder it was a shock for Michael to experience tears at his mother-in-law's funeral! So profound was this emotion that Moore College feels the need to teach Christians about emotions. I wonder if this insular anal group of misogynists and homophobics will be able to generalise their grief and emotions to anyone else outside their like minded cult?

Mark Thompson... if the cap fits then wear it!

Mark Thompson refutes a quote made in a new book to be released about Sydney Anglicans! Sydney Anglicans, always ultra-conservative in terms of liturgy, theology and personal morality, have increasingly modelled themselves on sixteenth century English Puritanism. Over the past few decades, they have added radical congregationalism to the mix ... they have become prominent in the leadership of the global movement that is threatening worldwide Anglican unity. Mark implies the book is about congregationalism, and I thought the book would be about the immoral strategies used by senior Calvinists to maintain power and control within the Diocese, by aligning itself with third world countries that promote misogyny and homophobia. Mark doesn't want to identify the author or promote the book but 'good on' Muriel Porter for having the guts to write Sydney Anglicans and the Threat to World Anglicanism. The Sydney Experiment.

Anglican Mainstream only condones bullying by right wing evangelicals!

Anglican Mainstream opposes bullying...that is the bulling of Jewish people and heterosexual Christians. Muslims and homosexuals are fair game! Those at Anglican Mainstream are absolutely horrified that ... No school in California may sponsor any activity that "promotes a discriminatory bias" against homosexuality. (This essentially bans the Boy Scouts, traditional religious clubs, etc.)

The Ugley Vicar gives a lesson in irrationality!

John Richardson (aka the Ugley Vicar) posts at Anglican Mainstream about the retrograde step of accepting homosexuality. He refutes Benny Hazlehurst’s argument... that the Christian acceptance of gay marriage would be like the overthrow of slavery or the realization that the earth goes round the sun (Letters, April 8) ... with the logic of the ‘arrow of history’ not going the same way in each case. He argues that slavery was once normal; the earth going round the sun was once thought to be scientifically very weak; and ‘homosexuality’was treated with a mixture of general acceptance and mild disdain. This all adds up to ignorant stupidity just like slavery, a flat Earth and homophobia!

Q.What did the Archbishop say to the muppet? A.Nobody's putting their hand up the back of my shirt!

It's good to see that those good old homophobic and sexist values are thriving at Anglican Mainstream!

Are Sydney Anglicans really Baptists!

The guys from Matthias Media are doing a brisk trade says Karin, as she writes about the 2011 Gospel Coalition Conference in Chicago! Is Mattias Media the tail that wags the body of the Anglican Church? I wonder if the Matthias Media publication of "What Some of You Were" was a best seller? The key word being "were", the past tense of "are", much to Michael Jensen's protests!

Sydney Anglicans finally realise they are absurd!

Sydney Anglicans think secularism makes Christians look absurd! I think Evangelicals are doing a far better job of ruining Christianity!

Will Anglican Mainstream unleash the Dark Lord's powers to defeat Gandalf, in his attempts to stamp out homophobic bullying in schools?

Ian McKellan has been speaking to school students about being gay. Speaking last year, he says: “Until I visited secondary schools recently, I hadn’t realised how much anti-gay bullying goes on, throughout the education system. Archbishop Rowan Williams should employ Gandalf as his understudy, and during a leave of absence let Gandalf him stamp out some of the homophobic bullying within the Anglican Church. Holtam the next Bishop of Salisbury is the subject of an article by Anglican Mainstream. Thus in his own words, reported in The Guardian (24 December 2005), in giving Bishop Gene Robinson the opportunity to speak at St Martin-in-the-Fields, his intention was “to provide a platform” whilst being careful “to keep within the letter of the law.” Mr Holtam also criticised the Primates of the Global South Anglican Churches following the issuing of the Kigali Communiqué in 2006 and their rejection of the position of The Episcopal Church, USA, on human sexuality. It seems that all Evangelical bigots are tied to Sydney Anglicans!

Sydney Anglicans have a new church planting strategy called...

Well known for their "counter intuitive" approach to life, these reformers have totally redefined church planting! The revolutionary approach has already had an impact on other aspects of the diocese but will it extend to the family unit?

Phillip Jensen's direct salvation @ a cost of $5!

Looks like a collection of articles From the Dean! You can hear God's Word for an exclusive price of $21.95. The article titled "The Shame of Shamelessness" sounds a lot like "Shamelessness"; a piece of 2007 bigotry aimed at Gene Robinson. This quote will titillate worldwide hatemongers... Last week in two articles in the Sydney Morning Herald, we had people advocating immorality on the basis of honesty. One was saying that the homosexual bishop of New Hampshire in the United States was no different to many other bishops except that he was honest about his sexual activity... The wrong that they decried was hypocrisy or dishonesty. Hypocrisy is a dreadful sin—but worse than hypocrisy is shamelessness...
That there have been bishops secretly practicing homosexuality is a matter of great shame and hypocrisy. Such hypocrisy does not justify doing it publicly! At least those who did it privately understood that it was wrong. At least they still knew that in some sense their behaviour was unacceptable. The bishop who does it openly is not a man of greater honesty but a man of shamelessness. He is unaware of how objectionable his behaviour is. Indeed he is openly defiant of the opinion of others and of God's revealed word.

Will Sydney Anglican tradies forgo human rights for authentic Biblical bigotry?

Phillip Jensen's MILITARY Training Scheme (MTS) is out to attract blue collar workers to it's hatefilled ministry. I'm sure we all remember the cruelty inflicted upon fellow Australians Anglicans like Justice Kirby and Patricia Brennan, so why would Sydney Anglicans care about Ugandan GLBT people? One could say that Archbishop Jensen's bedfellow is Archbishop Orombi! Scandalous!

Will Anglican Mainstream force the annulment of all marriages that fail to produce offspring?

They told me in Scripture classes that marriage causes pregnancy! It is quoted in The Christian Institute's article, courtesy of Anglican Mainstream, that same-sex couples are ineligible for marriage because “the truth is that marriage is a unique institution because it involves the process by which humanity reproduces itself — which is only through the union of male and female.”

THE PREREQUISITE TO MARRIAGE...

Anglican Mainstream displays a lack of compassion for gay teens!

Anglican Mainstream posted an article about a high school holding a day of silence in recognition of the plight of gay adolescents. One unfeeling so called Christian teenager wore a T Shirt to school the next day with the slogan "Be Happy Not Gay". It's ignorance like this, that contributes to bullying and prejudice in high schools. How backward thinking is Anglican Mainstream to want to cause harm by promoting discrimination? Have these people learnt nothing? If some Christians are hurting because they feel discriminated against then how the hell would gay people feel after listening to hateful things being said about them for years? Will Christian fundamentalists only understand when they too are driven to self harm through prejudice.

Is it Christ-like to hate Muslims?

At least Piper has shown some intelligence even if he is an evangelical! It's about time evangelicals took some responsibility for their actions...instead of the eye for an eye mentality! It's a pity Russell Powell doesn't emulate his icon but Sydney Anglicanism is about breeding hatred...just like Jesus???

What would evangelicals do without hell?

Is the Christian feminist really just a lesbian heretic in witches clothing? Let's ask Kristen Aune...

Kristen Aune states .....Feminism, said evangelist and Republican broadcaster Pat Robertson in 1992, "is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians". The feminist retort: "Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian," has since made its way on to T-shirts, fridge magnets and bumper stickers. Where religion's concerned, maybe Robertson was right. Maybe feminism does lead women to reject traditional religion.


Silly subordinate Kristen doesn't realise that feminists and Christian women who fought for women's rights in the 70's and 80's were called lesbians, witches and heretics... all because they witnessed the ill treatment of women inside and outside the church. Many of those men were like Robertson. Feminists realise orthodoxy destroys and many have witnessed it first hand... so Kristen wants to brainwash women with propaganda, as was done in the war!

John sounds like a Sydney Calvinist!

Would John preach a sermon on female submission on Mother's Day? Nicky Lock sounds like she's heard one too many of Phillip Jensen's sermons on female submission Actually Phillip Jensen's stick diagrams on "The 2 Ways to Live" mirror the "I should" approach from what he describes as a loving God...surely God is more compassionate than Phillip Jensen!

Feel the Christian love at Standfirm!

Clint comments on Standfirm:

Posts like this go a long way towards hurting our ability to truly love and reach out to the gay community.

I’d say that posts like these demonstrate the lack of love altogether. And any non-Christian gays who came to check out this blog would not interpret some of these comments as “reaching out” to them. “Reaching out” isn’t going to work if you:

1. describe gays as abnormal, unnatural, defective, weird, unhappy, unwholesome and unhealthy
2. compare them to paedophiles

FrVan:

The pictures associated with this site show these young children mimicking adult sexual situations, and dress.

I looked through the first few pages, I didn’t see any mimicry of sexual situations -no nudity, no suggestive poses - a few photos of kids innocently playing dress-up. Perhaps someone could provide links to some of these ‘sexual’ photos? And if any of you really think that some of these photos constitute child pornography, perhaps you should call the police?

Does Peter Jensen love his atheist brothers and sisters more than fellow Christians?

"Unless Christians acted now to defend the church and the true Gospel, liberal forces that preached a false Gospel would prevail within 10 years, the Anglican Archbishop of Sydney and General Secretary of the Fellowship of Confessing Anglicans (FCA) said in Port Elizabeth yesterday."

David Kato

Jensen continues...
“Do not think that Africa is immune to the threat,” he said. The liberals in the Anglican Communion, were condoning and promoting a homosexual lifestyle that was once unthinkable in the Western church. But now, as the liberal viewpoint gained ground it was becoming more and more difficult in those societies for people to take a stand against it.