Riley Jensen reports...
Another one bites the dust! Is Liberty next? We haven’t anything from Mr Starr yet, perhaps he has seen the light also?
Well Peter...as the secretary of GAFCON...it looks like it's up to Sydney Anglicans and the Africans to sort out the homosexual issue
And
Danny Kowalski writes...
Praise the (sometimes tardy) Lord!
Dobby's
pool is finally finished.
It has taken what must have seemed an eternity, but with grace and forbearance he has waited. That man, verily a saint, his abstemiousness should be an example to us all. Time has lumbered heavily since he returned from his three month around-the-globe pilgrimage to the eateries of the world and, aside from buying a house and some moderately priced but tasteful furniture and a smart new bike and a few other essential comforts, he has lived the life of the most wretched and afflicted ascète.
Oh, how the penurious (and slightly elongated) parishioners of the abject villages of Macquarie Fields must be rejoicing. For their master (nay, servant elf) can now, at last, be immersed by sweet Jesus in the pool by the sheep-gate (with tasteful pebbling). How they must pray his ailment soon be healed and he can squeeze, once again, into a clerical collar. For they too have felt the great pain of Satan’s cruel yoke that hangs around his neck. It is as if all the adipose has been sucked from them and placed in that lardaceous buccula he wears with such Job-like patience.
Mr Ould...Mr Ould...Mr Ould...Do you want to come around to our house for a swim after church on Sunday? But don't call for the sacking of my dad ....because he's just got off the dole ...so now we can afford a swimming pool!
Yes Mr Ould...Don't call for the sacking of my husband...You know he doesn't want me to work ....because I am submissive to him...and if you call for his sacking...then we wont be able to make the swimming pool repayments
Now I wonder if Rev Sarah MacNeil... Dean John Shepherd...Rev David Head and Bishop John McIntyre
...and Rev Rod Bower...to name a few ... have got their swimming pools paid off ? Yes ...you have your pool paid off before you stick up for minorities hurt by
some church representatives.