Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Will producers of Russell Crowe's new movie seek Biblical authenticity from experts at Standfirm?

In the Bible, God sent a dove out after He finished punishing everybody by drowning all the people and animals on Earth... all except for Noah, his family and the animals that Noah selected for the ark. Russell Crowe will take centre stage in the making of this movie... but will the director Darren Aronofsky, who has pledged to "breathe new life into the biblical epic," consult with Biblical authorities at Standfirm to ensure Biblical authenticity, which deters homosexuality... by carefully pairing heterosexual couples?

I hope Noah is as good at using a hammer as Thor!

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