Thursday, August 4, 2011

Is Phil Jensen the Sydney Anglican's answer to Dr Phil?

Dr Phil of Oprah fame and Dr Phil of Overcomers Outreach and Sydney Anglican fame, have something in common... they both are experts in treating mental health issues!

Dr Phil Jensen specialises in working with addicts, like gays and lesbians who are referred for help from Liberty Christian Ministries Inc. Dr Phil Jensen became a health professional when he met a recovering alcoholic and he saw the similarity between alcoholism and sexual identity.

Some of Dr Phil Jensen's programs include...
. 'Female submission' ...a dual purpose program that seeks to cure feminism and helps males handle their anger
. The 12 step 'Alcohol Addiction Program to becoming post-gay'... and if that doesn't work then implement the shame program... and as a last resort implement GAFCON!
And let's not forget the 'Endless Indoctrination Program', which is aimed at young Christians, with the get out clause of... if maturity sets in and questions arise around equal rights for women or gays within the church, then you are asked to L-E-A-V-E!

And Dr Phil Jensen even has his own TV show set in the contemporary style of the 1950's.

1 comment:

  1. "and the slithy toves...[d]id gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe..."

    Like Carol, I am not going to waste real words on something so repuslive as our multi-million dollar bigot on the make...

    Late to bed tonight (injurned my back gardening at the weekend and now mooching around until I know I'll sleep); but when I finally heed the call of Morpheous I will slide into bed next to my same-sex partner of 8 years. Happy, content, whole - far more so than 20 odd years of Evangelical Christianity yielded in my life... And the stench of self-righteousness didn't do much for my asthma either...