Monday, November 28, 2011

Moore College attempts to save Sydney Anglicanism ... as the eye of the storm passes over

How many more times do I have to tell you that ONLY Sydney Anglicans have the exclusive rights to God!

Moore College has introduced a new course aimed at shooting down critics, who claim that Sydney Anglicans are not God's direct mouthpiece. The course will look at, with tunnel vision, recent books that criticise evangelical doctrine of scripture, to ensure that evangelicals remain misogynistic and homophobic, who seek to take over the world by gambling on the stock exchange. The course will also look at some great Christians who they claim have large minds, and most importantly, those at Moore College will construct their own 21st come 16th Century persuasive biblical authority.

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