Sunday, April 15, 2012

Anglican Mainstream reports that the School of Hogwarts is moving to Cornwall

Paganism has been included in an official school religious education syllabus for the first time.
Cornwall Council has told its schools that pagan beliefs, which include witchcraft, druidism and the worship of ancient gods such as Thor, should be taught alongside Christianity, Islam and Judaism. The requirements are spelled out in an agreed syllabus drawn up by Cornwall’s RE advisory group. Any Calvinists attending the School of Hogwarts will be encouraged to buy the Anglican Mainstream's exclusive "Not gay. Ex-gay. Post-gay and Proud. Get over it' brand of broomstick.

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