Thursday, December 15, 2011

Anglican Mainstream report...'evil Christians' boycott Tesco because of a juice called Pussy!

Anglican Mainstream reports that Christians are no longer all the same. It seems there are Christians and evil Christians according to Nick Lansley, Head of R & D for It seems that evil Christians are boycotting Tesco this Christmas, in protest of Lansley's comment... I'm also campaigning against evil Christians (that's not all Christians, just bad ones) who think that gay people should not lead happy lives and get married to their same-sex partners.
Anglican Mainstream reports that evil Christians are also disgusted with the company for selling an energy juice called 'Pussy'. According to the Tesco website, sales of the drink are supporting Cancer Research UK, with five pence from the limited edition going to the charity for life saving research.

I dunno Ennis... just when we get used to term evil, them damned Christians go and steal the term off us!

1 comment:

  1. I shall not be drinking Pussy. Like Dr Lisa Nolland, I believe consuming such an aphrodisiac can lead to sex with a cat.